When you’re thinking about getting a Great Dane there are all sorts of tips, tricks, and warnings that you may hear or read about. From their large size and appetites, to drool and laziness, these are just some of the items that you may come across.
However, as with many circumstances, there are many more things that you will come to learn about Great Danes that extend far beyond the more obvious stereotypes. The good news for you, is that they’re not all bad 😉
#1 – Sinks become drinking fountains
Great Danes are known for their size, but it’s not until they bring their Dane home that many owners realize how they use their size to wet their whistles!
In addition to being large, many Great Danes are voracious drinkers. While you may have gotten them a lovely raised feeder (check out our list here if you haven’t) to elevate their water bowl, they’ll be looking for more than one way to get their fluids.
Naturally, this phenomena doesn’t really set in until they’ve reached their full size. However, don’t be surprised if your growing (or grown) Great Dane figures out that the sink faucet is a never-ending supply of fresh and tasty water.
Some sneaky Danes even learn how to turn the water on and off on their own to squelch their thirst!
#2 – Your furniture choices will be re-considered
Just like their size, Great Danes are affectionately known as one of the world’s laziest breeds. They simply love to hang out, lounge, and nap with their humans. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for your furniture, much of this will occur on your couches and sofas.
Sure – you can try to train them to not be on the furniture, but it’s only a matter of time before the learn the luxury that is human furniture. And once they try it out, they’re never going back!
Once this happens, you will quickly notice that your wonderful cloth sofas and couches will quickly get funkyyy. You can try to spare them with covers and different cleaning supplies, but it’s going to be a lost cause.
In our household, we’ve made the decision to only go with leather furniture going forward. It may be more expensive up front, but it clearly holds up better in the long run.
#3 – One is not enough!
As a catchy commercial already said “once you pop the fun don’t stop!”.
When it comes to Great Danes, this has never been more true. You may think that a single 100-200 pound dog is more than enough, but I assure you it is not! In fact, I’ll take it a step further and GUARANTEE that once you have one Great Dane, you’re going to want another!
But the madness doesn’t end there…
Get two, and you’ll start thinking about how to find a way to get three! Luckily enough, these lovable giants are about as healthy an addiction that I can think of 😉
#4 – They’re scared of the weirdest things
They may be giant dogs, but they can also be giant scaredy cats! The simplest of things that they find inside your home, in your yard, or on walks can scare the living daylights out of Great Danes.
As an example, here are a few of the things that used to scare Gus:
- the dark
- garbage bags
- yard decorations
- people wearing hats
- stepping off the sidewalk (onto asphalt)
- yoga balls
Funny enough, some of these things still scare her today. Whip out a yoga ball to tackle an ab workout at home and she’ll be out of the room faster than you can blink!
The good news is that with practice you can help them to overcome these fears. But until you own a Great Dane and experience it for yourself, there’s no telling what yours might be afraid of!
#5 – Slobber control methods will be implemented
Sure, everyone talks Great Danes and their drool. However, what most fail to convey is the lengths that you’ll need to go to keep your home sanitary.
Why you might ask?
Well, because if you don’t, you’re going to find drool residue quite literally everywhere! On the floor near their bowls, on the walls, cabinets, mirrors, tv screens, and even ceilings!
When a Great Dane shakes their head after having drank a lot of water or have slobbery drool built up, it’s going to land EVERYWHERE.
- To start with, you’ll begin by placing your dogs bowls on a tiled surface or mat to catch the worst of it.
- After that, you’ll start strategically placing hand towels in the near vicinity and common rooms to wipe their faces dry.
- Last but not least, you’ll consider buying stock in P&G after seeing how many magic erasers (link to Amazon) you use to clean the walls!
- Oh, and don’t forget about wiping down those mirrors and tv screens because will somehow all be within the drool spray zone as well.
#6 – The flatulence is real
Enough about drool, let’s talk about the other end of things. That’s right – their rear end! Great Danes take farts to a whole new level. You’ll soon see that trips up and down the stairs turn into a serenade of farts that you would never have believed possible.
And the flatulence doesn’t stop there!
These adorable giants will fart to their heart’s content while they sleep. I’m not sure if it’s the supreme level of relaxation, or if they were simply holding them in while they were awake out of shame, but it’s the sleep farts are undeniable.
These are can be even more deadly if you let your Great Dane sleep in your bed. The Dutch oven has nothin on the German oven!
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#7 – You will never pee alone again
I don’t mean for this to come across in a creepy manner, it’s actually quite adorable, but you’ll never pee alone again at home once you own a Great Dane. I have yet to figure out why, but they simply just love heading into the bathroom with you!
My wife affectionately refers to this behavior as Gus simply wanting her “potty pets”. I’m leaning towards the idea that they consider it payback for having watched them do their own business so many times.
In either event, where there’s no harm there’s no foul. But I rarely hear others talk about the fact that Great Danes not only shadow you around your home but specifically into the bathroom without fail!
Unless of course, they think it’s bath time, then it’s an entirely different story 😉
#8 – Hello, crazy Dane lady (or man)
Society is quick to pile on the crazy cat lady, but don’t think that you’re exempt as a dog owner. In fact, I’d argue that Great Dane owners are even more crazy about their pets!
Seriously – how many other pet owners literally re-arranging their entire lifestyle to support a giant, human-sized dog? Not many, that’s who!
Furthermore, you’ll find that your conversations with family people at work, and even complete strangers often morph into ones about your Great Dane. It’s not that you intend for it to happen, but that you can’t help it!
Why you might ask? Look onto the next item to get some insight here…
#9 – You will love them more than you realize
Don’t get me wrong, any good pet owner will love their pet. But their’s just something special about the love that you will feel for your giant furry friend!
Be it their massive size yet gentle affection, or kind hearts and knowing eyes, a Great Dane just knows how to give their owners what they need. This results in an unbreakable bond between Great Dane and owner that makes them loved beyond belief.
Like any pet (or human for that matter), they will certainly have their bad moments. But largely speaking, they are fantastic all-around animals that bring so much joy into our lives.
#10 – Tails are a force to be reckoned with
If you’ve ever spent time around an excited Great Dane then you know just how true this is! Their tails are long, strong, and just the right height to crack you right in the kneecap! Not to mention a few other sensitive areas as well…
Thanks to this occurrence, it’s not uncommon for Great Danes to experience cases of “happy tail“. While the name sounds positive, it’s not a good thing.
This occurs when they spend too much time wagging their tails in the close proximity of hard walls, table legs, etc… The repeated impact can cause the ends of their tails to split open and bleed and can be difficult to fully heal.
Some Danes never experience an injury due to their “happy tails”, whereas others experience it often enough that they are forced to have their tails docked to avoid infection.
Whether it’s you or them taking the damage, tails are clearly a force to be reckoned with!
Of course, a wagging tail is just the sign of a happy dog, so it’s going to be a tough habit to discourage. The more important thing is to simply be aware of the potential for them to damage their own tails, or accidentally inflict some pain on you.
#11 – Rain is not their friend
It could be their short hair or their strange fear of things, but in either event, many Great Danes do not like the rain. Contrary to their love of drinking water, they are not fans when it comes to water falling from the sky.
While it’s certainly not the end of the world, this can become an issue when you need them to go potty outside. In her younger years, Gus would hover on the edge of the porch and refuse to go potty in the rain.
I would either have to toss on a raincoat to coax her out there with me or simply let her wait for it until she had to go.
Naturally, you can’t leave them out there indefinitely, especially if it’s cold as well. But if I knew that she had to go, I’m not beyond letting her wait for 5-10 minutes to realize that this was the time to go.
#12 – They are talkers!
While this trait doesn’t apply to every single Great Dane, there are a significant number of them who like to talk! Not barkers, more so the varied communicative type of sound making.
Funny low barks, quirky play growls, and all kinds of sounds that you wouldn’t expect from a dog can come from your Great Dane. In addition to their displays of affection, play talking is just one more way that they’ll fit into your family.
#13 – The public spectacle
If you’re the shy type or in a rush to do something, then you may not want to take your Great Dane out in public. Not because they will behave poorly, but because you’ll probably be stopped a half dozen types by complete strangers asking about your dog!
Many people are drawn to a Great Dane’s sheer size and elegance and can’t help but stop to engage with you about them.
Personally, this doesn’t bother me, but what surprises me the most is how many people don’t realize that my dog is a Great Dane. They’re simply so interested in the dog that they can’t help but stop and find out more about them.
A good number of other people stop because they, friends, or family members, used to have Great Danes and they want to stop to reminisce about these times.
I don’t mind these stories, many of them are very heartwarming. However, it’s something to keep in mind this style of public spectacle is likely to occur for you should you choose to own a Great Dane.
In addition to letting my Great Dane get some well-deserved attention, I like to think of this as an opportunity to be a good steward for the breed. Spreading more information about the breed should only help down the road.
#14 – Dane socialites
While I was quick to point out the number of strangers who will stop to ask me about my Great Dane in public, it’s also worth pointing out that Great Dane owners do this as well.
In fact, it’s a rare occasion that I’ll see another Dane in public and not stop to chat with their owner for a few minutes!
Owning a Great Dane is like being part of a secret club. Well, not so secret since you’re walking around with one of the world’s largest dogs but you get my point.
When you see another member of the club, it’s hard to not stop and ask about their dog, where they got them, and maybe even what parks they go to so your Danes can play together!
While it sounds cheesy, this is a fantastic way to meet other (also) great people.
#15 – Oldie but a goodie!
In my opinion, there are some dogs who are only cute as puppies while others remain adorable for their entire life.
However, most dogs who pull off the latter do so by basically looking like a puppy for their entire life (I’m looking at you Pomeranians!).
By comparison, an old Great Dane (10+ years) looks very different from their young puppy selves. I could just be biased, but I find them to be absolutely adorable all the way from birth up until their last days.
I can’t help but want to go up and pet an old grizzled Dane with their white muzzles 🙂
Naturally, this is not an exhaustive list of everything that an owner will learn after getting their own Great Dane.
However, I hope that you found it to be more insightful than the obvious things that most people bring up about owning a Great Dane.
If you’re a Great Dane owner and have your own favorite to add to the list, please go ahead and leave a comment about it below. Share the knowledge!